is there something wrong with me? why do i get uptight and anxious when i tune in the olympic games opening ceremonies on telly? is it because i will have to shout at the president? because i have to roll my eyes at the costumes? the mis-pronunciation of the foreign countries names? the endless flag waving? is it the prospect of tinkling piano music over vaseline lensed featurettes about american (and a smattering of foreign) athletes who have overcome all the odds to participate? is it the prospect of shouting "show the fuckin' sports for chrissakes" every 5 minutes? the rather creepy feeling i get about all those mormons? ....

does this make me a bad person...?

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